the shaggy beast emerges from a long and disturbed hibernation

[ventitas]

No, the rumours are not true, I was not eaten by a polar bear. Truthfully, that would have been a rather unpleasant experience. However, given some of the alternatives such as being chosen as the mating partner of a myopic walrus, or being crushed between sheets of ice during the breakup, it would have been relatively painless. I highly

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[prytanaeia]

Can I split your leg hairs?

[ventitas]

Certainly. If you can find any that aren't already split.

[ventitas]

hehe. Somehow I think that would take far too much time. :P I did ask google if any products catered to my 'problem', but it came back with nothing. Would have been wildly amused if it had.