I have a tank top tan. Undecided as to whether the venerable 'farmer / trucker' tan or the tank top tan looks sillier. Presently trying not to move too much lest my shoulder blades tear through their now crispy covering. Let's watch as Dave emerges from his chrysalis ( Read more... )

No, the rumours are not true, I was not eaten by a polar bear. Truthfully, that would have been a rather unpleasant experience. However, given some of the alternatives such as being chosen as the mating partner of a myopic walrus, or being crushed between sheets of ice during the breakup, it would have been relatively painless. I highly ( Read more... )

T minus 3.

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*shhhhhhhhhlup* *blink* *blink*

I need a good night of chud thucking.

*cough* *blink*

*skoooooooooooosh*

Weekends are a Southern concept.

Okay, I just read a very amusing article. Basically, Electronic Gamer took a bunch of 10-13 year old kids and made them play video games from the late 70's and early 80's. The kids' comments were recorded and published.
Enjoy.The song I am currently listening to takes me right back to Hero's Quest I by Sierra. The band must have played that ( Read more... )

Observations of a madman: reality filtered through some convoluted system of fun-house mirrors.

So much on my mind right now. Excited yet troubled; most of it has to do with work. At least I'm down south from 22nd to the 2nd. *seated happy dance*

Great company, good food, tasty scotch, and cold beer made for an excellent evening. Now I'm off to bed before I wake up with qwerty emblazoned on my cheek.

I arrive home to a message waiting indicator. Call the front desk to pickup the message and am shocked. The message is from a friend from the past whom I haven't talked to in over two years. First thing that runs through my mind is how did he find me...I'm in Iqaluit! Logic kicks in and I realize he must have bumped into my sister at the bar. ( Read more... )