I've had my new computer for about 2 weeks but I just haven't felt like being online much. I'm going to take my learner's test on Tuesday, I had it about two years ago but it expired before I got my drivers license. When I don't have to wait an hour for a cab ride home from work I'll be a happy girl. I need to drive to college in the fall anyway, ( Read more... )

Lego!Snape This made me laugh ( Read more... )

My new computer should be built in the next few weeks, I can't wait. I used my Christmas money and ordered the Asus A8V Deluxe Via Socket 939 ATX Motherboard and AMD Athlon 64 3400+ Processor this morning. My first computer had the original AMD Athalon processor in it back around '99. Now I'm looking at different lighted fans to put in the clear ( Read more... )

I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I got a MuVo and a locket from my mom. My grandmother was the joy sucking void of the day, "I can see all the weight you've gained while you were laid up this year", "your mother isn't throwing up in there is she?". My mantra of In Some Way It All Stems From Love And She Drives Everyone Crazy Anyway is ( Read more... )

The manuscript for the next Harry Potter book is finished! I can't wait until it comes out. Oh, more canon Snape to pour over. Fun ( Read more... )

Bagpiping - "Sexual intercourse using the armpit" (generally performed by gay men). I really hope I'm not the only one out there who hadn't heard of this. I knew what felching, caviar (ugh!), rimming, somnophilia, fisting, and male double penetration were but this one was new to me. I did find this fabulous thesaurus chock full of gay terms Read more... )

Things seem to be at least momentarily okay with me and my mother. I woke up to the sounds of her sobbing uncontrollably and going on about how we were going to get evicted (I honestly don't think we are). So today I made my best efforts to be a good little daughter. I cleaned the kitchen, cleaned the bunny cages and a lot of other little chores ( Read more... )

"For years I've been looking forward to retirement but with my health the way it is I'll be dead long before then. One day you'll just find my cold corpse in that bed and if I don't die in an accident you could only life for two months off the money, so good luck with that."My lovely mother said this tonight ( Read more... )

I got my Christmas tree today, it's a live norfolk pine. I've named it Bernard after the little boy in Love Actually whose Christmas wish was to see people's farts (in the extra scenes on the DVD). It just seemed to fit ( Read more... )

I've been thinking often lately of the gastric bypass (laproscopic RNY) surgery I hope to have in the near future. I got a referral from my doctor to the Bariatric Surgery section of Johns Hopkins, but like always Johns Hopkins is a wench to deal with. If they weren't consistently voted the best hospital on earth, I wouldn't deal with them (the ( Read more... )