john kerry is gargamel.

[verbal_satori]

http://www.eville.net/features/kerry/

Comments

[lucidream]

You are a very silly man.

[verbal_satori]

i know that kerry is a douche, but i'm voting for him anyway.

[mithraic]

Personally, I think this is a bit of stretch. And this is not because I'm voting for kerry (in fact, I think he's a bit of a douche.) Kerry's like 8 feet tall, doesn't have a huge nose, and still has all his hair.

I think cheney looks more like gargamel, and their temperaments seem about even as well.