quick list of things not working out:

1. job
2. roommate
3. finances
4. relationship
5. chicago

i'm self medicating from the economic crash by eating doritos and a chocolate shake.

i'm also trying to calculate how many years it will be until i'm laid again with this haircut.

also:

next time you tell me you're opening a bike shop and you buy me whiskey, ask for my phone number after you walk me home. thanks.

the chicago film festival is coming up, i can't wait

if i was 15, i'd totally be excited that pete wentz is hosting the kickoff of chicago fashion week tomorrow night.

instead, i'm worried about which shoes i'm going to wear.

keg party going on here saturday the 20th.

i just started a new mixed media project with feathers, i think i'll probably end up with some kind of crazy bird disease. whatever.

if only i could get a full time salary position sleeping.
i guess you can't make money when you're dead.

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in the last 24 hours, i've been broken up with, i cut off all my hair to 1 inch, and i got hit on my bike.
karma?

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