If you ever consider trying to making what you think your sex faces probably look like in the mirror: don't. It is way more traumatic than just thinking way too hard about them five minutes after sex.

I wish I didn't get out of the habit of writing in my Livejournal years ago ( Read more... )

Dad: What kind of phone charger do you have? I'm guessing mini or micro USB ( Read more... )

About 1:00 pm.

Me: (poke poke poke) Wake up. Wake up.
Riot: (holds my hand in place, and rolls into little spoon position) Fall asleep. Fall asleeeeeep.

Who could argue with that?

me: Cathy went on a date with a guy named Z. His parents were big Zappa fans. I thought that would amuse you.

Dad: It is amusing, as long as the story is true and it's a Zappa thing, and not named after the twisted deviant Z from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Isn't that also the name of the ant hero from that ant movie? ("Ants"?)

Dear Issac ( Read more... )

Hi, guys. All moved in, place is a mess of boxes and bags and I can't find anything (cat food, light bulbs, Taylor Pork Roll from Uncle Matt - shit). Kill m ( Read more... )

This morning when I called work to find out which dogs I would be walking in what order, as I always do, they told me they would cover my route today if I wanted. I didn't have to take the day off, but I could if I felt like it. Uhh...OK. So I took it, since I had to work 4-10 at Lush anyway, and it's generally better to NOT work 12 hours than ( Read more... )

Dear Isaac ( Read more... )

Dear Isaac ( Read more... )