If you can't take being criticized or mocked, then please practice not being ridiculous.  
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It's official. I must invest in "blackout curtains".  Why, you ask? Because Jude gets up at 7 am here, and sleeps in til 9:30-10 am everywhere else. And I for one, will no longer stand for it. Haha <--- No, seriously, it sucks.

Jude had a full bowl of oatmeal this morning, and a handful of mandarin oranges. I sat down to eat my cinnamon roll <---Yes ( Read more... )

Today, as I was sitting in church, I couldn't help but feel like I never wanted to leave. I'm safe there. The outside world, my real life can't get me...

As I lick the remnants of icing from a cinnamon roll off my lips, and look around the room at an empty coke can and a reese's peanut butter cup wrapper, I realize my mom was totally right, my dad is never allowed to go grocery shopping for the family again. We'll be dead soon.

I'll try to be more diligent? Fail.....fail. fail. fail. Good news = according to my predicted failure, I am ahead of the game because Jude has not even started any form of school yet. But alas, another year has come and gone and no one (including myself) knows what has happened between then and now.

Olive Garden and I broke up. It was time. Four ( Read more... )

Oh, how I've missed thee, LiveJournal. I just reviewed some of my old posts, and I crack myself up. HI-larious. ;o) Well, as you may have guessed, A LOT has changed in the last 3 or so years. I am a server (amongst other things) at Olive Garden. I have a 9 month old baby named Jude who is the BEST baby in the world, and no doubt, the cutest !

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I went to see the Living Cross last night with my parents at Hyland Heights. Amy was "Young Mary" in it. It actually was really good, I enjoyed a lot. But while waiting for the proceedings to begin this is a little conversation that took place between the fam.

Mom: *conversing with the strangers beside us*

Me: Dad... did I buy you that shirt?
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Ahhh.. ;o) Spur of the moment decision to get this done...


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Here's a story once again featuring a Cranky Customer, my manager April Speed, and of course me.

CC: Can I use the coupon on these shoes?
Me: Um, I don't think so. Those are doorbusters and the coupon excludes doorbusters.
CC: Well... a man just bought these same shoes and said he got the couponMe: Eh.. I'll check it at the register but I'm ( Read more... )

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