VERNON IS A MONSTER

[vern0n]

SPRING IS A GOOD TIME TO OPEN YOUR WINDOWS AND YELL STUFF AT THE PEOPLE WAY DOWN ON THE GROUND. YOU CAN YELL ALL KINDS OF THINGS LIKE “HEY STUPID CAR” OR “HELP! I AM BEING STABBED” OR “WHY DON’T YOU COME UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR SO WE CAN PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRS”. I AM FULL OF JERK THING TO SAY WHEN I PUT MY MIND IN IT

Comments

lol

[scooper_face]

Vernon, I didn't know monsters were so cunning.

[back2me]

Sometimes I want to push people down the stairs, too.

[dabblersupreme]

birds leak other things, too, and sometimes it's almost as delicious as pudding. try it.

[vern0n]

IT IS PROBABLY OKAY FOR EATING BECAUSE BIRDS LIVE IN THE SKY AND DIRT LIVES ON THE GROUND

[closer2]

Vernon, I missed you! I'm so glad you updated!
You're journal is my favorite.