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VERNON IS A MONSTER
REGINALD AND I WENT TO A GRASS PARK TO EAT FOOD OUTSIDE OF THE APARTMENT FOR A PICINIC. WE TRIED TO MAKE SOMEMORES BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE OR GRAMPACRACKERS SO WE JUST ATE MARSHMELLOS. REGINALD WANTED A FIRE FOR BURNING BUT WE ARENT ALLOWED TO MAKE A BURNING FIRE BECAUSE OF JERKPEOPLE AND THE LAW. THE ONLY THING MONSTERS KNOW HOW TO COOK IS ( Read more... ) -
VERNON IS A MONSTER
I AM THINKING HOW GOOD IT IS BEING A MONSTER THAT DON’T BE WEARING CLOTHES. I STILL HAVE A COWBOY HAT AND A PAPER BAG THAT SMELLS LIKE SOME BRURRIDOS AND A HAIR PILE FROM A CAT WIG REGINALD IS BUILDING OUT OF HAIR THAT FELL OFF OF THE CAT. THOSE ARE NOT CLOTHES! NO THERE NOT ( Read more... ) -
VERNON IS A MONSTER
I AM SORRY I AM BEING AWAY FOR TWO LONG TIMES BUT REGINALD AND I ARE BUSY. I HAVE QUESTION FOR THE VERNON FRIENDS. HOW DOES A MONSTER SAY PWNED AND WHAT IS PWNED MEAN AND HOW DOES VERNON BE PWNED OR CAN ONLY DUMMARDS BE PWNED? TELL VERNON PLEASE ( Read more... ) -
VERNON IS A MONSTER
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VERNON IS A MONSTER
LAST NIGHT WHEN I BE LAYING STILL ON A CLEAN SPOT OF FLOOR I HAD A THINKING DREAM ABOUT A WIG LIKE THE KIND ON THE DOLLAR MAN. I DON’T KNOW WHAT STUPID MONSTERS LIKE ON THEIR HEADS BUT I AM LIKING HELMETS AND COWBOY HATS BUT WIGS NO WAY. I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO FEED THE WIG OR WALK IT PLACES AROUND THE APARTMENT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WIGS EAT. ( Read more... ) -
VERNON IS A MONSTER
TODAY IS A NEW DAY OF THE NEW EMNINEM SHAMBALAN MOVIE ABOUT RAT DOGS AND THE SWIMMING POOL THAT KILLS YOU. I LIKE IT WHEN IN A MOVIE SOMEONE GETS BIT BY DOGS OR EATEN BY RATS LIKE IN GNAW OR BEN. MY QUESTION IS WHAT IS THE BEST DOG OR RAT EATING PEOPLE MOVIES?
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VERNON IS A MONSTER
HOW DOES THE OLD PEOPLE GET THEIR SMELL? I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN SMELLS TO MY ROOMMATE REGINALD BECAUSE HE CAN’T DO SMELLS. I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO REGINALD BECAUSE HE IS NOT MUCH OF A DO STUFF MONSTER. I WILL SAY “OLD PEOPLE SMELL WEIRD AND GOOD” AND HE WILL SAY “WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE” AND THEN I WILL SAY THAT THEY SMELL LIKE NILLA ( Read more... ) -
VERNON IS A MONSTER
I AM IN THE COMMUTINY CALLED deadringers WHERE A MONSTER POSTS PICTURES OF THEIR DUMP FACE NEXT TO A FAMOUS JERK THEY WANT TO BE LOOKING LIKE. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE POLL FOR YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU KNOW IS BEST SO I AM PUTTING A PICTURE OF MY MONSTER RINGERS SO YOU CAN TELL ME.
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VERNON IS A MONSTER
SPRING IS A GOOD TIME TO OPEN YOUR WINDOWS AND YELL STUFF AT THE PEOPLE WAY DOWN ON THE GROUND. YOU CAN YELL ALL KINDS OF THINGS LIKE “HEY STUPID CAR” OR “HELP! I AM BEING STABBED” OR “WHY DON’T YOU COME UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR SO WE CAN PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRS”. I AM FULL OF JERK THING TO SAY WHEN I PUT MY MIND IN IT ( Read more... )
