Comments | vern0n: VERNON IS A MONSTER

vern0n

VERNON IS A MONSTER

Aug 21, 2006 14:09

LAST NIGHT WHEN I BE LAYING STILL ON A CLEAN SPOT OF FLOOR I HAD A THINKING DREAM ABOUT A WIG LIKE THE KIND ON THE DOLLAR MAN. I DON’T KNOW WHAT STUPID MONSTERS LIKE ON THEIR HEADS BUT I AM LIKING HELMETS AND COWBOY HATS BUT WIGS NO WAY. I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO FEED THE WIG OR WALK IT PLACES AROUND THE APARTMENT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WIGS EAT. ( Read more... )

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furious_mold August 21 2006, 19:18:01 UTC

Feed a wig Lysol. Make sure it isn't a merkin. That kind of wig is dirty.

vern0n August 25 2006, 20:09:34 UTC

IF I WEARED THAT WIG I WOULD BE NAMING IT NORMAND

rocknewbrasska August 21 2006, 19:50:01 UTC

feed the wigs cats!
then they can walk themselves around the apartment and meow.

fionnegan August 21 2006, 20:02:58 UTC

Wigs are either cannibalistic or they just eat the brains. Sort of like a Zombie, except that people buy wigs and place them on their heads. No one ever buys a zombie and places it on their head.

vern0n August 25 2006, 20:10:55 UTC

I WOULD LIKE FEEDING A BRAIN WIG WITH HAIR LIKE THE DOLLAR MAN. WHO WOULD KNOW THAT A DOLLAR MAN WOULD BE HIDING A WOODEN TEETH AND MOUTHS FULL WITH BRAINS. HA!

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vern0n August 25 2006, 20:12:20 UTC

HE MAKES A GOOD MOVIE WITH PUNCHING AND FIRE AND GUNS AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE THINGS I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES

horacethe3rd August 21 2006, 22:24:15 UTC

Wigs eat BRAINS Vern0n. It is their life's purpose.