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[veryverysmart]

I must say, coming home from vacationing in France to a dead elk is not very pleasant. I don't even want to know how the owls carried it, honestly. My father wants to mount it on the wall, can you believe it

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[albuspresley]

Do be careful with pipe bombs, Miss Granger. They are terribly sloppy weapons and are most effective at harming innocent bystanders; which is as likely to rally support to the cause you are opposing as send a message for your own.

[veryverysmart]

Thank you, Professor. I'll keep that in mind.

[potter_mouth]

PIPE BOMBS TASTE EXCELLENT IN CERTAIN PUDDINGS.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK.

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.

OR ANYTHING.

[iloatheyouall]

Oh ho.

[potter_mouth]

WHAT, SANTA? NEED MORE CAKE?

[iloatheyouall]

You've spelt my name wrong. More cake is always needed.