Evanesco. I don't want to talk about it ( Read more... )

HARRY JAMES POTTER,THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I can try to understand long bouts of seclusion in the name of self-righteous anger, but missing your own birthday?! We had a very nice get-together planned, I'll have you know.

Honestly. Some people.

Does anyone have any idea where he is?

Well, I must say that this whole business with the Yule Ball is quite ridiculous. We shouldn't have to make romantic overtures to our peers in order to pass a class. Hmph. I suppose I must get a date, because I am certainly not failing a class for such a silly reason. Er. I think ( Read more... )

Goldstein
Antonio Mr. Goldstein
Anthony, why did you miss our study date last night? I waited in the library for two hours and you never came.

Well, I must say, it was quite the hard choice, but I've decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to be a Goth!

( I do hope I can make it in time! )

THERE IS A DEAD HOUSE ELF IN MY BED

I was in the hallway. And I felt someone digging through my bag. I thought Crookshanks might have been in there. I heard footsteps running away.

All my S.P.E.W. badges are gone. They were stolen. By invisible forces.

I was all alone in the hallway.

I have finally snapped.

Why must Ronald have a kink for incest? Why? Why? Can someone just buy him porn and get it over with ( Read more... )

Why is she here. Why is she here. Why is she here.

I asked her to join S.P.E.W. She asked me what it stood for. She seemed ever so concerned about "the cute little elves" but when I explained they were not very cute she laughed and then ignored me. She ignored me. And then her eyes changed color ( Read more... )

what have I done.