I'll try to answer between BLOCKING OUT THE SCREAMS! MERLIN! They're screaming BLOODY MURDER in here, and I don't even think they were BLOODILY murdered!
What's a Kinsey type test?!
1. Some are harder to shape than others! And a lot of boys (RON) can't seem to CONTROL THEM, or aren't responsible about NOT KNOCKING GIRLS UP with them. Ought to wait to issue them until they can handle it. 2. There are so many misconceptions! We really need to teach girls to be more comfortable with themselves and not be scared of their own bodies. MAYBE GHOST BODIES THOUGH, SHUT UP! Anyway! 3. General genitals? Is that the term for gendermagus genitals or something? I mean, I imagine it must be really awkward for Blaise to turn into Blaise when they're, er, in use. 4. Who? 5. NOT VERY HAPPY AT THE MOMENT! This House is driving me mad! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD A PRICE! I thought our family ghoul was bad but noOoOooo!
A fascinating test, Hermione. I'll be curious to see your personal interpretations of the results.
Question One: In my past lives, I have both loved and felt impartial to them. I have possessed them, or longed to possess them, or been ready to chop them off those that had them, or just not cared very much. I had a great deal of experience with them in my last life. Feelings change as we move through lifetimes, of course. So my current feelings on them are that those who have them are welcome to keep them to themselves.
Question Two: Ah, yes! The most lovely of blossoms!
Goodness, Hermione, you've made me blush. Let's move on.
Question Three: It seems to me that generals tend to have small ones. I'm very concerned about how they seem to direct the thoughts of such men, because generally it is men who are generals.
Question Four: Fabulous!
Question Five: I am pleased to know a range of feelings, even when they're bewildering or seem overwhelming. But it's better to feel than not.
Well, considering your tender answer about blossoms and your obviously knowledgeable opinions on gender fluidity, I'd say you're not able to be defined.
That is to say, congratulations, you're an enigma!
Why? Isn't it enough to have feelings? Now I have to have meta-feelings as well? What kind of feelings does someone have about feelings anyway? I am, by and large, content with leaving my feelings un-felt-about. If I had feelings about my feelings, what would that accomplish anyroad?
Let me give you an example. Reading your conversation with Ginny on the party post I was struck with a feeling. About you, in fact. This feeling was in some part respect, in some part approval, and in considerable part attraction. Now, what kind of feelings could, or should, I have about appreciating the rhetorical excellence of a beautiful girl? And if I were to have some such second-order feelings, wouldn't that distract and detract from the first-order feeling? Why should I interrupt that wonderful aesthetic experience with idle self-examination?
QUESTION ONE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MALE GENITALS? I LOVE THEM. I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY OTHER KIND.
QUESTION TWO: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FEMALE GENITALS? I LOVE THEM. I WOULDN'T WANT ANY OTHER KIND. EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE'S. MMM...TASTY. (I'M JUST KIDDING, NEVILLE.) ((OR AM I?))
QUESTION THREE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GENERAL GENITALS? WHEN YOU SAY 'GENERAL' YOU'RE BEING TOO GENERAL. DO YOU MEAN THE GENITALS OF, SAY, GENERAL ULYSSES S. GRANT? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS ABOUT HIS GENITALS AT ALL.
QUESTION FOUR: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ELTON JOHN? I FEEL NOTHING, BUT I COULD SAY A LOT ABOUT HIS GENITALS.
QUESTION FIVE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS? ANGRIER THAN I COULD SHAKE ELTON JOHN'S GENITALS AT.
THERE. KNOW THAT I ONLY ANSWERED THIS SURVEY BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, OR YOU WERE WHEN I ACTUALLY TALKED TO YOU, WHICH HASN'T BEEN FOR LIKE A YEAR SINCE ICICLE TURNED INTO A WHALE OR WHATEVER. BUT I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE ME ELTON JOHN'S (OR NEVILLE'S) GENITALS.
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What's a Kinsey type test?!
1. Some are harder to shape than others! And a lot of boys (RON) can't seem to CONTROL THEM, or aren't responsible about NOT KNOCKING GIRLS UP with them. Ought to wait to issue them until they can handle it.
2. There are so many misconceptions! We really need to teach girls to be more comfortable with themselves and not be scared of their own bodies. MAYBE GHOST BODIES THOUGH, SHUT UP! Anyway!
3. General genitals? Is that the term for gendermagus genitals or something? I mean, I imagine it must be really awkward for Blaise to turn into Blaise when they're, er, in use.
4. Who?
5. NOT VERY HAPPY AT THE MOMENT! This House is driving me mad! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD A PRICE! I thought our family ghoul was bad but noOoOooo!
SORRY, NEED TO GO SCREAM BACK AT THE GHOSTS!
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I must know this for your assessment! Not like I have a personal...er, interest.
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Anyway, no, I don't really make those any more!
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Anyway! I'm not sure about how to classify you, Ginny.
There was that incident...but it was under the influence.
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Question One: In my past lives, I have both loved and felt impartial to them. I have possessed them, or longed to possess them, or been ready to chop them off those that had them, or just not cared very much. I had a great deal of experience with them in my last life. Feelings change as we move through lifetimes, of course. So my current feelings on them are that those who have them are welcome to keep them to themselves.
Question Two: Ah, yes! The most lovely of blossoms!
Goodness, Hermione, you've made me blush. Let's move on.
Question Three: It seems to me that generals tend to have small ones. I'm very concerned about how they seem to direct the thoughts of such men, because generally it is men who are generals.
Question Four: Fabulous!
Question Five: I am pleased to know a range of feelings, even when they're bewildering or seem overwhelming. But it's better to feel than not.
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That is to say, congratulations, you're an enigma!
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Although, I do consider myself a lesbian in this lifetime!
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I can knit you a hat if you'd like?
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I'm asking in the name of science, Mr. Karkaroff.
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And is most terribly rude of you, asking filthy Muggle question! There's nothing for ghosts.
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1. They are useful, particularly mine. If you would like to try them out sometime, Hermione, I'd be happy to oblige.
2. Please.
3. I am not into the whole military scene.
4. I don't really feel anything about Elton John. Though I do feel that it is good that he auditioned to sing for King Crimson.
5. Uh... I don't?
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Let me give you an example. Reading your conversation with Ginny on the party post I was struck with a feeling. About you, in fact. This feeling was in some part respect, in some part approval, and in considerable part attraction. Now, what kind of feelings could, or should, I have about appreciating the rhetorical excellence of a beautiful girl? And if I were to have some such second-order feelings, wouldn't that distract and detract from the first-order feeling? Why should I interrupt that wonderful aesthetic experience with idle self-examination?
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I LOVE THEM. I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY OTHER KIND.
QUESTION TWO: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FEMALE GENITALS?
I LOVE THEM. I WOULDN'T WANT ANY OTHER KIND. EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE'S. MMM...TASTY.
(I'M JUST KIDDING, NEVILLE.)
((OR AM I?))
QUESTION THREE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GENERAL GENITALS?
WHEN YOU SAY 'GENERAL' YOU'RE BEING TOO GENERAL. DO YOU MEAN THE GENITALS OF, SAY, GENERAL ULYSSES S. GRANT? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS ABOUT HIS GENITALS AT ALL.
QUESTION FOUR: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ELTON JOHN?
I FEEL NOTHING, BUT I COULD SAY A LOT ABOUT HIS GENITALS.
QUESTION FIVE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS?
ANGRIER THAN I COULD SHAKE ELTON JOHN'S GENITALS AT.
THERE. KNOW THAT I ONLY ANSWERED THIS SURVEY BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, OR YOU WERE WHEN I ACTUALLY TALKED TO YOU, WHICH HASN'T BEEN FOR LIKE A YEAR SINCE ICICLE TURNED INTO A WHALE OR WHATEVER. BUT I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE ME ELTON JOHN'S (OR NEVILLE'S) GENITALS.
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Err, I don't feel I want to address your Kinsey number right now. I really feel like you're reaching out from within the hallow of your rage.
Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
(Also, I thought Ginny had a copy of Neville's...er, mold.)
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