stuipd men really arsewholes arsehole what..; i be woe-full stupid suuupid menfoldk, idiots the lot of them;;;;; love semicolons vry usefull punctwation thingur ( Read more... )

I am squeezed into the hen coop with Ron and Ginny this is our only tie to the outside world so I will have to make this quick without grammatical correctness. It is very hot and er squishy in here and I think Ginny is starting to hyperventilate ( Read more... )

Oh my goodness.

I just-- sorry. Let me compose myself. It's just terrible, really. This absolute epidemic that's sweeping over the Muggles... I just saw it in action today for the first time. Can't anyone do something? Can't we do something? Why aren't the adults stopping this? The poor, poor children...

Oh god. Oh god.

My parents. It's ( Read more... )

I must say, coming home from vacationing in France to a dead elk is not very pleasant. I don't even want to know how the owls carried it, honestly. My father wants to mount it on the wall, can you believe it ( Read more... )