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[veryverysmart]

I must say, coming home from vacationing in France to a dead elk is not very pleasant. I don't even want to know how the owls carried it, honestly. My father wants to mount it on the wall, can you believe it

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[mynoseisfine]

Equal parts orange juice and gasoline makes napalm. Although this isn't a pipe bomb, it might help somewhere, right?

[veryverysmart]

Hello, Eloise! Thank you for the tip, though I haven't got any orange juice. I suppose I will have to make an excursion to the market before term starts, as I don't think they sell it at Diagon Alley.

Are you interested in joining The Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare? House elves are woefully underappreciated in today's wizarding community.

[mynoseisfine]

Perhaps some other time. Thanks.

Hmph.

[veryverysmart]

Well, be sure to let me know if you change your mind. Several high-ranking offices are still open!

[cornered_beef]

Why does your icon show your bum? Not that I have a problem with it I'm just curious.

Your mum's book sounds like Pansy Parkinson's typing.

[nothisbitch]

The mocking of my typing is Getting old.

And that's not her Bum, it's her front. For a guy, you're Bad at these things.

[veryverysmart]

It is supposed to show off my new coat, but apparently objects of female empowerment are lost on the over-hormonal. Honestly.

It is quite a pain to read. Pansy Parkinson's typing, I mean, though the book is somewhat obscure as well.

[cornered_beef]

Your new coat is very fetching. It looked like your bum!!! I'm sorry!

It is, isn't it?

[spidersmustdie]

Hermione! Er. Nice pants!

You aren't going to involve me in S.P.E.W. are you? Because then I will be unimpressed also.

[veryverysmart]

Why, thank you. I have always thought that your pants are impressive as well.

Ron, you're already in S.P.E.W.! Really, unimpressed.

I trust you are having a nice summer? I am ever so looking foward to seeing you.

[spidersmustdie]

Really??????

I am? But we never had to do anything before!

I am having a nice summer indeed. Which would be made better by you. Are you going to come to the Burrow anytime?

[veryverysmart]

You've been members for years, Ron. I can't believe that you've forgotten your responsibilities. I bet you haven't even been handing out flyers. Really, sometimes I doubt your and Harry's devotion to S.P.E.W.

I would love to! When can I come?

[herbology_dork]

you should talk Lavender into joining SPEW, she's trying to start up a club against cruelty to animals, so it's similar....

so how was France?

erm, do you think you could knit me a new scarf if I got you the yarn? I misplaced my old one.

[veryverysmart]

I was thinking of doing that, but I'm not sure I could stand the sparkles. However, determination is all that counts when it comes to reform, right?

France was lovely! I bet you'd like it there, they've got lovely gardens.

Of course, Neville! I'm a bit slow yet, but I could probably finish it in time for cold weather, or Christmas, in fact.

Would you like to join S.P.E.W.? What's being done to house elves is simply unforgivable in this day and age.

[herbology_dork]

yes, sparkly. and the TT things she uses kind of scare me. do you have any idea what those mean?

i am very fond of gardens-- my Mimbulus mimbletonia is doing remarkably well, i'll have to get Colin to take a picture of it for my journal.

that would be super! i don't want to go buy a new one because then my Gran would find out....

what would be involved with membership?

[veryverysmart]

I honestly have no clue.

You need only donate a sickle and maybe help me put posters on Hogsmeade weekends, and once in a blue moon plant bombs in the Ministry to help make our point heard. How does that sound?

[terryclothrags]

You can take independent night classes? How? This one elective thing is very unfair of Hogwarts.

What is a pipe bomb?

[veryverysmart]

Well, I haven't really asked yet.

It's a muggle thing that important reform leaders use to blow up the headquarters of those who disagree. S.P.E.W. will be making a big impact this year.

[terryclothrags]

Could you let me know what response you get?

Sounds brilliant. Why is it in a pipe? Does it go off when someone attempts to smoke it?

[veryverysmart]

Certainly.

It's more like a plumbing pipe than a smoking one, though that is an interesting idea.