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[veryverysmart]

Oh my goodness.

I just-- sorry. Let me compose myself. It's just terrible, really. This absolute epidemic that's sweeping over the Muggles... I just saw it in action today for the first time. Can't anyone do something? Can't we do something? Why aren't the adults stopping this? The poor, poor children...

Oh god. Oh god.

My parents. It's

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[terryclothrags]

Why don't you try exploding pipes?

[veryverysmart]

There aren't enough pipes in the world, I think! This...thing is everywhere I look! Oh, I'm frightened.

[terryclothrags]

You could try exploding cigarettes as well.

[spidersmustdie]

Hermione! Are you alright?????

Do you need a man over there to keep you safe????????

[veryverysmart]

No. Ron, they won't stop. It's horrifying.

I'm coming to the Burrow tommorow, right? I really want to stay somewhere this horror won't touch...

[lookscomefirst]

Oh, Hermione! That's so horrible!

You should lock yourself in your room to protect yourself!

[veryverysmart]

I think I will, even if I'm leaving tommorow. It might be contagious, and I wouldn't want to spread it on to Ron's family.

[cleverlyanthony]

How can we save ourselves?!

[terryclothrags]

I heard a muggle tell me this! HE SAID, Love Jesus. I thought Jesus was the head of a muggle religion. I do not see how that saves you.

[potter_mouth]

THE END IS NIGH.

REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

OH MY GOD I THINK DUDLEY HAS GOT IT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I WILL TELL MUM I LOVE HER.

[terryclothrags]

YOUR MUM IS DEAD!

[alwayspms]

It is a horrid turn of events, Hermione. Our family, is thankfully, untouched for now, but my mum saw some of it when she went to the Muggle market. It's painful even just to hear about it.

Then again, I'm not very surprised. This world is a horrible place full of pitfalls such as these.