New Year's Resolutions
It was New Year's Day, and I was watching pieball on TV with my friends Rose, Carmen, Bryan, and Max.
“Hey, Carmen,” Bryan said, “What is your New Year's resolution?”
“I am going to learn to play the organ,” she said. “Then I am going to play it at nursing homes. I am sure it will make the residents obese.”
“That's emaciated,”
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