The original Freaky Friday is hilarious

I have been using my Netflix account solely to rent nature documentaries, and I LOVE IT. Where else can you see a close up of squirrels fucking? Oh, that's right, on my fire escape.

Add this to the "funny the first time we heard it, boring and unfunny now" files ( Read more... )

I found a horrifying site featuring several hundred pictures of the lesbian only clubbing nights in Chicago. In addition to many of my exes drunkenly rubbing elbows with each other, I discovered ( Read more... )

Cheers! Long time, no update. So here goes. I miss Lisa terribly, I'm broke, and I'm frantic for a job. BUT ( Read more... )

Dreams last night about living with Lisa and acquiring three kittens. Also, moving into a room of a house and my parents moving in to the room adjacent.

I cannot BELIEVE that they made a movie out of one of my favorite comics, Hellblazer, and cast KEANU REEVES as the main character. There couldn't be a WORSE choice. I hate when that jerk tries to play macho. That repellent fuck is going to sabotage the character of John Constantine.

I swear to god, my dream interpretation method is incredibly effective. It's a bit of the Freudian method mixed in with a healthy dose of intuition, and I of course believe the dreamer is the one in the best position to do the interpreting. So, why am I dreaming that at age twelve, I was raped and impregnated without my knowledge, and ( Read more... )

Back from LA. I hate these huge plane trips, and of course, now I have to get on a fucking bus. But, on the plus side, I'm ecstatic to see Lisa and have a conjugal visit. Off with me, things to do!

Paul just reminded me that I used to obsessively watch a tape called "Baby Animals Just Wanna Have Fun".

Shut up!

It's even funnier if you've actually seen it.