I was feeling a bit grumpy, because the vet came and jabbed me with nasty sharp things yesterday, but this morning I'm much happier: Bugface has started being naughty and going in the wrong part of the field again, and when he did it this morning my human just put one of the nasty hats on and left him there. He's got tasty grass all around him, and ( Read more... )

That's what it is around here lately: horrible ( Read more... )

I'm absolutely sure that they're going to get rid of Bugface now! After yesterday when he kept going on the wrong side of the fence, they must have been really annoyed, and today was just the last straw ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I have a very sore tummy. The humans did that mean thing that they do whenever I have a sore tummy, where they make me walk around in circles for no reason, and won't let me have a lie down to rest ( Read more... )

Today, they've put bugeyes in the field with me and the baby. It's been very tiring, because I have to make sure that bugeyes doesn't get close enough to attack the baby, so I keep having to run around to make sure I'm in between them ( Read more... )

This morning was very bad. The humans brushed us all, and then my human took me up to the field, which I thought was suspicious. When the baby didn't come right up after me, I shouted for him but he still didn't come. Then the humans tacked up the baby and bugeyes and rode away on them ( Read more... )

He's still here. I'm not at all happy. This morning, he even got given his breakfast before I got mine ( Read more... )

This has not been a good day. It's been such a bad day that even the terrible, terrible internet connection won't stop me from telling the whole world about it, so that they make my human realise how horrible she is ( Read more... )

You know how sometimes you're having a dream, and it all seems so perfectly normal that you think you must be awake, but then it all goes horrible so that you know it can't really be happening ( Read more... )

My human did a very mean thing today: she set the vet on me without being there to give me snuggles ( Read more... )