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A unionized public worker, a member of the Tea Party and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the Tea Partier and says, "Watch out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."

Oh dear. It's sad because it's funny AND true.

I just came across this list, and I have to say that I absolutely love it and agree with everything on it 100%.

http://www.yesandyes.org/2010/09/31-things-ive-learned-in-31-years.html

( Complete list here if you don't want to link )

NEW ICON!!! NEW ICON LOVE!!!!

More to follow.

http://theantitwilightmovement.webs.com/icons.htm

omg i need a life but im having sooo much funnnn

And now that I'm a little less depressed....

The Redundant Headline of the Day goes to... (*drumroll*)

The Frederick News Post, written by Sam Yu and Gina Gallucci-White for
Wrong-Way Driving Leads to Crasheshttp://www.fredericknewspost.com/ ( Read more... )

OH MY GOODNESS THIS MIGHT JUST BE ONE OF THE BEST NEWSPAPER ARTICLES I HAVE EVER READ.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/ktla-gay-penguins,0,7668157.story

I didn't know that penguins could be gay, let alone ADOPT. FRAKKIN

So, like, is EVERYONE except me going to Otakon? Why do I feel like I'm missing out when I don't even like most anime ( Read more... )

I have been cooking relatively often from scratch, using top produce and dairy ingredients, and it has not only not been burning, but tasting pretty damn awesome.

I am officially not my mother.

Teh awwwwwesommmmme.

I GOT MY TOP CHOICE MDE JOB IN THE OIL CONTROL PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS THE TOP RANKING CANDIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMIFREAKINGAW!!!!

Oh. My. Fucking. God.