harrison was once in a gorilla vagina.

[via_megan]

fake nails were a big mistake. i soaked them. i tried to rip them off... they should make armor out of fake nails. how do you get these fuckers off?

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[funkyninja]

Cut off your fingers!

[via_megan]

good idea, phillip, but i think ill ask for a second opinion.

[_greeneggsnsam_]

Cut off your fingers!