there are so many fun things in the news to talk about...dick cheney told a senator to "fuck off," britney spears is getting married, and iraq has their own puppet government now ( Read more... )

to answer your question, jen, i put money in the envelope because that is how it was sent to me and i was too lazy to move it to my wallet. but guess what, i found it. so i'm not as dumb as originally thought.

feeling dumb about something you've done recently? well, don't. I realized that while cleaning my room last night i threw away $40 i had in an envelope. thats just enough to give someone that sick feeling in the pit of her stomach. argh.

do you know that lady in 'office space' who is constantly answering the phones, "accounts payable, how can i help you?" in that too-chipper, high-pitch, annoying voice? i think i sound like that after being on the phones too long at work. i think the annoying, fake sounding phone voice is a work-place syndrome. maybe i could get workers comp ( Read more... )

i thought my day could have been better....but then i talked to jenny. a bank almost tried to fraud her, a guy ran into her car, and her cat is sick because it drank milk. cats arent really supposed to drink milk....thats just in stories. jenny is naming the cat tiffany because like tiffany, the cat is lactose intolerant ( Read more... )

ah...another journal i'm attemping to start. and what a fun day to start ( Read more... )