Found on ceiling...

[vibratora]

What the fuck is this?

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[el_normal]

Thank you for sending my loyal minion home unharmed.

[vibratora]

I blame August for this.

[hotshotrobot]

Ew ew ew ew centipede ew ew ew

[anonymous]

if it's zebra-striped, which it looks like it might be, we used to get those in our sink in boston all the time. they would freak me the fuck down and i'd boil water and pour it down the drain on them.

but i'm not really sure exactly what it is. giant silverfish is my only guess. our would also look like something out of dr. suess, but in a really creepy and not cute way. ack!

[tubyred]

that was me, by the way. forgot to log in.

[andywise]

Answer: Scutigera coleoptrata (House Centipede)

[tubyred]

Ha ha ha!
Yeah, that second one is a lot better.
I had no idea that's what centipedes looked like. No wonder. I always think that they're the same thing as millipedes.

[day_walker]

my roaches could kick your centipedes' asses.

[vibratora]

You have roaches? Oh, barforama.

[darcnessity]

herglacialspeed has a framed squashed silverfish on the wall of her living room.

bugs are yucky.

[vibratora]

I usually don't mind the bugs, except when they have eight million legs and are running across my ceiling. I start getting all paranoid thinking they are going to fall on me.

[makemoretrouble]

yeah, and they would if they knew you were scared. they hate you. they hate everyone. they are the epitome of evil.

How long have you lived in Milwaukee and now is the first time you saw one of those? Those bitches haunted me every summer of every year I lived there.

I'd take three-inch-long-black-flying tree roaches any day instead of those horrible centipedes.