hockey has infected my brain

[vicious_seagull]

I had a dream last night where an obese Patrick Kane wrote his phone number on my hand and then under it wrote (call me maybe). How is this my life.

Seriously though, given my previous lack of interest in following professional sports of any kind, the amount of time I've spent doing hockey-related Wikipedia searches is both staggering and

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[thelangolier]

I feel that, oh man, do I feel that. PKane, you are the worst.

[vicious_seagull]

THE WORST EVER IT IS AGREED.