fun fact: it snowed in NH yesterday ( Read more... )

find an appropriate number (he had ten) of your favorite novels on amazon. pick a handful of ‘statistically improbable phrases’ for each (only works for ‘search inside’ books). list phrases associated with each book with book names omitted. invite friends to guess which phrases came from which book. (google is not allowed, as in most cases it makes ( Read more... )

done with freshman year. got home sunday. 'tis good ( Read more... )

tomorrow will be free cone day.
there are no ben and jerry's close enough that its practical to go.
i miss commie.

Dear Fuckers in the SUV ( Read more... )

tonight i was given charoset by a man wearing a kilt, sporran, hose, and flashes, who then declined an offer of scotch because it was not kosher for passover.

From: Al Bloom, President

To: the Swarthmore Community

Recent events at and surrounding the college have made it clear to me, as well as to other members of the board, that there is an unmet need for the strength of a shared religious community at Swarthmore. As many of you may have already heard, the college has been criticized by a number of ( Read more... )

do y'all think hemingway or teddy roosevelt would win in a fist fight? i really can't decide.

can we make the raelians and the scientologists fight each other? all we would need to do is convince the scientologists that the raelians are really soldiers of xinu or something... we totally could, and should do this.

at dinner, Nicole remarked that chem might eat her. now, chem does many things. chem might burn, dissolve, set fire to, blow up, melt, sublimate, give cancer to, and poison you, but it will not eat you. only bio will eat you.