One of the vivid memories I have from childhood is being sick, lying in bed on a bright day, drifting in and out of sleepy consciousness. It's reeeaallllyy quiet. My headboard's made of narrow gold bars that become even more narrow toward the outside of the bed. Half-asleep, I think of a tiny ball of colorless, gray clay. Very tiny, very round ( Read more... )

Oh MAN.. the Olympics, huh?  I'm watching the women's marathon RIGHT NOW.  So, they're doing this for fun, right?  Everybody just gets a participation medal at the end?  I can imagine a group of runners crossing the finish line of a marathon with no one there.  So they ask a guy that's walking by: "Oh, you guys are done?  Yeah.. we all stopped ( Read more... )

About 3 days ago, I was enjoying warm, home-cooked meal when BAM! out of nowhere, I bit my upper lip.  And man, the pain was intense!  I knew right away that this injury would affect me for the rest of my next week.  Anyway, I finished my meal like a champ, but by the next morning, the gashes left by my teeth had already evolved into canker sores ( Read more... )

MAN Globulos is an awesome game.  I really wish it were more popular.  I can't think of any games that are like it.  It's like... the thinking man's chess.

So I had this dream that we were having a house party at my house.  In Muskegon.  There were like 80 people crammed in my house.  And somehow, someone invited a retard, like, an actual retard.  ( Read more... )

One thing ( Read more... )

GUESS WHAT

http://www.mapleglobal.com/

That should hold me over until RV, right?

Man, 5 more exams and then it's a nice, long summer of recovery.

Ooohhh my.. who woulda thought circular motion would be so.. lameAfter an hour of the 1:30 time allotment, I had answered a solid 6 of the 30 questions. Right around then, a wave of nostalgia hit me; I wanted to look up from the scantron and into the eyes of my peers. Then we'd reach a sort of commonality, and I'd raise my hand and say, "Mr Jones ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm done with this semester. I have only one difficult class, so I don't really do much thinking... or homework. Which is ( Read more... )

Did anyone else pick George Mason over MSU in the first round? That really boosted my bracket. Personally, I'd rather get invited to the NIT than lose in the first round to GEORGE MASON, but that's just me ( Read more... )

Senior year had its moments. Some more notable than others ( Read more... )