Sweetmeat and a surprise for dessert

Deadpool vs. Sabretooth

...the beauty of which is I get to tear into another of those Summers bitches!

Seems the bratty bunch have fallen apart. The Buffy I want dead is gone from the cafe cuz the cave bitch I seriously worked over went and fucked her boy.

Maybe it's about time I went back in there, saw if I'm still all loved and coddled....

(what went down - http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_crossroads/511.html)

Might not've gotten the specific bitch I went huntin' fer but that lil taste o' cave_buffy will do till I get my claws inta buffy_summers and pay her back fer her hospitality ( Read more... )

That bitch Summers got me sent to this damnable place, just cuz I was havin a little fun at her precious cafe. Now I'm in Hell...been here for about 5 hours and I'm not even botherin to hide the bodies ( Read more... )

Hobbits are good eating!

Heard about the lunatic_cafe through the grapevine and went to check it out. Met up with one hobbit inside, shrimpy lady name o' pure_rose, who struck me as particularly edible. Got blocked by one o' the other patrons just when I was about to get me a taste of her...so I left ( Read more... )