In the spirit of gifts giving, I have a few advice for the gentlemen buying "clothes" for their girlfriends.

1) If you don't know what size she wears, then don't even attempt to "guess". You'll have a better chance seeing Brooke Burkes naked in Hawaii. For our very first xmas together, my ex bought me this lovely velvet peacoat from BR. I fell in ( Read more... )

MikeWong2 (9:46:08 AM) : omg
MikeWong2 (9:46:27 AM) : i had a big glass of banana milk the other day
victoriasclozet (9:46:28 AM) : what?
MikeWong2 (9:46:34 AM) : it was tasty
victoriasclozet (9:46:37 AM) : banana milk?
victoriasclozet (9:46:41 AM) : wth
MikeWong2 (9:46:41 AM) : quick
MikeWong2 (9:46:51 AM) : like chocolate milk, but it's banana
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I met the cutest guy last night. He's perfect. He's all that I want and more.

But then reality hits me... and

I woke up. And I didn't even get his name.

My life's going down, down down to chinatown.

It has been a week since I've seen him. We have a date at 8:30 pm sharp. So I prepared myself, took my weekly shower, and especially for him, i plucked my toe hair and put on my best PJ. He came on time. I like that a lot. The night was young. I munched on some buffalo wings as he played a little game of football. My heart skipped a beat every time ( Read more... )

There are many reasons why one person in a relationship should call it quits. One of the top reasons for me is cheating. Growing up, I have a mind-set that if a guy ever cheats on me, he'll be out of my life quicker than the cop can get to his donut shop every morning. There's no and's or but's about it. Actually, if he knows any better, he'll know ( Read more... )

I may not be the most healthy person in the world. But really, I can't be the sickest person living! I've been sick for 30 days and still counting. It's like a roller coaster ride when it comes to my health. I'll get sick then when I thought I'm all better, I'll get worse. It's a conspiracy I tell ya. I have a few theories of what's going inside my ( Read more... )

or maybe NOT.

WARNING: Do not proceed if you're about to eat or just ate. The following entry may not be too appetizing.Half asleep, I walked into the bathroom for my usual AM rinse. Before hitting the shower, I stopped by the stall because I find it very nasty to pee while you're cleaning yourself. I stopped short as for I noticed crap all over ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny when one minute it's yours and the next it's not? I guess that's life.. always expect the unexpected.

Am I holding onto the past because the future's doing me wrong ( Read more... )

I pointed and giggled, thinking to myself, "Good &#@@*! Lord! How short can it be?!" Oops did I say that out loud? Embarrassed, he turned away and said, "Give it some time. It'll grow." What does a few inches have to do with anything? Personally as a girl, I don't think it really matters. And besides, if it's too long, it'll get in the way anyways ( Read more... )