I need to think of a subject for my informative speech. Apparently it has to be on a subject that other people will enjoy listening to........and there goes all of my potential topics.
Also: you're the 20 year old (congrats on that by the way!) so i would say your coolness is the same number as your age. which would give me a mental coolness number of 7.
I, however, think you underestimate the universal appeal of puberty films from the 1970's. I know they're not as hip (and crappy) as Garden State or Donnie Darko, but Am I Normal? -- and the rest of Diane Franco's oeuvre -- will make all those film kids wet their pants. That is, if they went through puberty already. If they don't wet their pants, then your description of the film will serve as a wonderful cautionary tale for the (probable) freshman children in your class.
Don't worry, though, my class voted down the French New Wave, Flav-or-Ice pops and Woody Allen. Ultimately, I gave the speech on Pop Art and, although I tried my best, I was unable to fit in those three former, personal favorite topics.
Scientology is my backup, although I'm pretty sure it will decompose into "THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTSO!" in about negative ten seconds. But I have been reading the book of Dianetics for research, and found out that I am not half deaf and have poor eyesight for any medical reason, oh no! Actually, I subconsciously choose to have imperfect vision and sight. THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTSO!
also: when do you come back to boston? we need to figure out a way to talk to debra franco before i am not her neighbor anymore and you still are but a little further away than before.
aaannnd i'm talking about woody allen in my speech (name changes)
DEAR MERYL, congratulations on meeting the big (or not so big) RJ, does he look as much like a Mario after he lost his man-love and beast-love, Luigi and Yoshi, as he seems he would?
as for puberty films.... well i think they are a jackpot! Especially if you can or (have) gotten your hands on DEAR DIARY...which i found out is the female version he made! oh man oh man. p.s. adventures soon, say yes?
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(cocksicle, please)
I, however, think you underestimate the universal appeal of puberty films from the 1970's. I know they're not as hip (and crappy) as Garden State or Donnie Darko, but Am I Normal? -- and the rest of Diane Franco's oeuvre -- will make all those film kids wet their pants. That is, if they went through puberty already. If they don't wet their pants, then your description of the film will serve as a wonderful cautionary tale for the (probable) freshman children in your class.
Don't worry, though, my class voted down the French New Wave, Flav-or-Ice pops and Woody Allen. Ultimately, I gave the speech on Pop Art and, although I tried my best, I was unable to fit in those three former, personal favorite topics.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTSO!
Also...her name is Debra.
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aaannnd i'm talking about woody allen in my speech (name changes)
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congratulations on meeting the big (or not so big) RJ, does he look as much like a Mario after he lost his man-love and beast-love, Luigi and Yoshi, as he seems he would?
as for puberty films.... well i think they are a jackpot! Especially if you can or (have) gotten your hands on DEAR DIARY...which i found out is the female version he made!
oh man oh man.
p.s.
adventures soon, say yes?
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also: I HAVE DEAR DIARY. it is damn good. i'm pretty convinced you need to see it asap.
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holy shit.
you are truly my hero
sandwich.
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