q: where are they now?
a: http://boston.metro.us/metro/local/article/On_board_the_USS_Reagan_with_Joel_Doolin/1748.html

I now live in Cambridge and have already gotten lost countless times. It's pretty great.

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Battlefield Earth is next on my Netflix list. Greatest movie ever? Probably.

I love: awkward encounters with elderly foreign customers cruising around the Boston Costume adult room. Especially when they ask me for assistance.
"so, 10 minutes before I use my wife, I put on the Stiff Dick Cream?"
"...yes.?!"

I need to think of a subject for my informative speech. Apparently it has to be on a subject that other people will enjoy listening to........and there goes all of my potential topics.

since it doesn't look like i will be learning to ride a bike this summer (due to my failure to procure adult-sized training wheels), my new project is self-recording a covers album. as soon as i finish building my theremin, recording shall commence. and i'll be damned if track one isn't a rousing rendition of "blitzkrieg bop."

I would just like to point out that for the first time ever, I have seamlessly inserted a Dolly Parton song into a mixtape.

september 21: puberty party
bang on a can/tuvan throat singers/composition for 100 tubas/ask me about it.
scooper bowl

KAREN BAUGHN:
My intro to acting for non-performance majors (required) professor reminds me of EXACTLY what I think you will be in 35 years.