I leave in a little under 3 weeks and I'm starting to wrap up work in time for the holidays. To those of you who wish to spend a little time with me before i leave for Uraguay give me a call at 678 437 3298 ( Read more... )

Dear Elder Chesnut:

You are hereby called to serve as a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the Uruguay Montevideo Mission. It is Anticipated that you will serve for a period of 24 months.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SOUTH AMERICA HERE I COME!!!!!

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Alright here is the reasoning behind yesterday's post ( Read more... )

Alright lets see if you can find the connection:

If George Washington had become soveriegn monarch and king of the United States of America,Slavery would have abolished itself.

1. Andrew needs a belt. Andrew is showing his undies, what a classy moment ( Read more... )

Israel
Your country is 53 concerned with morals, 60 prosperous, 58 liberal, and 54 aggressive!
Your country is guided by a strong sense of right and wrong, and you're
pretty prosperous. You have an open political system, but you can
actually be quite agressive at times.
For your information, the possible countries in this test include ( Read more... )

So I was at work this evening Bussing tables over at Aspens, having a good time but being slightly dazed. I go to set this table and I grab one of the glasses and without warning the entire glass BURSTS IN MY HAND..Robin was right next to me...she is very short, she looks up at me and says, "Did that really just happen?" Needless to say I spent the ( Read more... )

Raziel
So you need Healing (43%), Knowledge (80%), Inspiration (20%), and Strength (43%)? Archangel Razielis the Angel of mystery, mystery, and more mystery. Luckily, he is ( Read more... )