I wish that trend of wearing super-short shorts would just go away.
No one can successfully wear those.
Skinny girls look ill.
Larger girls ... well, just no.

Of course, it's personal choice. But please make a different one.

"Setting" with old folks ( Read more... )

Is there a Krispy Kreme nearby? I've been craving an overly sweet donut ( Read more... )

House sitting in a house that uses a swamp cooler. = Sweaty!
Feeding the birds and watering the plants, though, that's quite relaxing.
I have an urge to launder their linens. haha

Early morning there are clouds and peeks of sunshine.
As the day carries on the clouds get blasted away by massive sunshine.
I love Phoenix!

At a yard sale last week, an old lady had an odd object for sale ( Read more... )

She said, "If I speak to them sternly then they'll listen to me and do as I say ( Read more... )

Thank goodness for your family. Where would we be without them?
--she chimed sarcastically.

That evil thing will get her due someday.

They're enforcing dress code at the kids' high school. Bout damn time ( Read more... )

A baby is never a mistake.

Just because you think having a baby interfered with your plans...
Nah, never a mistake.

And if you don't want the baby, there are tons of good people who would love love love to love that baby.

Pay day = casino and buy trashmags.

Zac Efron has a forehead. Who knew.
And if you have a boob job, how can you have a nice rack?
Wouldn't you just have a nice sac at that point? Yes.

The casino treated me well. + $200.
The bartender made a strawberry daiquiri for me.
Without alcohol. I tipped double for that.