I am tired of being a third wheel. I am tired of being the person NOT having sex. I am tired of waking up in the middle of the night to friends who are having sex. Besides the fact that PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME, I can't go back to sleep afterwards, ESPECIALLY when one of them snores! Gah! And she KNEW I hated it. Last time she ( Read more... )

So is anyone else having a really bad day?

So this is a bit late, but the coolest thing that happened to me last week was keeping up tradition...even over a phone. It was just awsome. And it will last forever. I have deemed it so ( Read more... )

I played a duet with a vaccume cleaner today.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ( Read more... )

Wow. I am stunned. I entered this song of the year competition last year. I sent in two songs that I wrote. They sent me back the score sheets and it looked like I didn't do very well ( Read more... )

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

Heh heh. I skipped a couple there.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eight day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Oops. I skipped a day...

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.