I thought about making a new livejournal, pretending to be a boy with a beard, and then trying to seduce you to see if it could be done. But then I realised that I need to get a life, or watch TV, or something.
I'd totally love that. Although it could get a little awkward when I get drunk and ask you to wear the beard. *Checks to see if anything is happening over the weekend* otherwise it's just drinking and falling down.
Getting drunk and falling down is good with me, I'm so socially deprived that I could probably spend an evening conversing with Mr Jack Daniels and that'd be a social leap. You'd obviously be a welcome addition to the social circle of me and a bottle of whisky.
My flatmate has one of those moon cups and she keeps boiling it in a pan in the kitchen, and I now the house smells of vaginas. Well, maybe not plural vaginas - probably just the one.
I've had an invitation for an okcupid date with this guy: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Uberscooby. I have no idea if I'm going to go or not - he might mug me and steal my shoes.
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I knew I recognised your lj name when you told me!
Great to meet you last night, thank you for coming! :D
Kim xxx
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My flatmate has one of those moon cups and she keeps boiling it in a pan in the kitchen, and I now the house smells of vaginas. Well, maybe not plural vaginas - probably just the one.
I've had an invitation for an okcupid date with this guy: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Uberscooby. I have no idea if I'm going to go or not - he might mug me and steal my shoes.
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DATE HIM, he has beardy goodness and likes arty things.
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I am Jessica by the way...
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