What the fuck people? Tons of shit either has happen or really just happened to be a bad wet dream. Lets sort through the evidence ( Read more... )

Yea, its for some community service shit that I gotta do. So last night after work I decided that the buzz I had warranted me going to the store and buying a large bottle of Jagr and a 6 pack of some shitty beer that my roomate would chase it with. Fast forward to 3pm today when i wake up with a massive hangover and memories of a successful and ( Read more... )

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I mean, what does a guy need to do to get a tofu souse sandwich ( Read more... )

Yea, yea, yea... what a boring mission this life thing is turning out to be. It is too fucking hot in this shithole. I mean, Im having to turn on the ac in my shit breathing bug. Hurting ( Read more... )

Got high today - nothing new ( Read more... )

I got good news and bad news. The good is that im not pregnant, the bad is that you are still ugly ( Read more... )

I wish I had Dfoss' programming skills. Then I could make a kick ass icon that would easily kill the gay male body part icon shit she rocks ( Read more... )

(which, i must say, would be right on time ( Read more... )

So I work last night until 4am... nothing out of the ordinary, except for the fact that i had to be in Covina today at 1030am ( Read more... )