There's no good porno anymore. I feel like I've seen it all and am aroused by none. And disgusted by most. I mean, who wants to see gaping assholes? Why would anyone want to look up someone's intestines? How is that a selling point?

I've got a lot of problems with you people. And you're all going to hear about them. Not really, I was just thinking about Mr. Castanza ( Read more... )

When I don't sleep, I tend to eat just about anything I can find. This morning, that happens to be three bowls of Total. I'm too tired to play guitar, too bored to watch a movie, and too whatever to third thing. Another thing I do when I can't sleep, which is stupid, is drink a lot of soda. Actually, a lot of the times I can't sleep I feel like it' ( Read more... )

Don't you hate it when you're eating something (let's say taquitos) with dipping sauce (let's say ranch mixed with Texas Pete) and you run out of food before you run out of dipping sauce and while you're trying to come up with something else to dip in the sauce you realize there's no more left because you've stuck your finger in there and licked it ( Read more... )

I ain't working there no more!

I am done with Target. So long, assholes! I worked there four weeks exactly but it felt like 6 months. Oh well, now it's time to look for a much cooler better job. Maybe professional spy.

Oh fuck! Rob Zombie is making Halloween 2. Oh fuck. Fuck fucking yes! I can't fucking wait. Oh shit. Oh fuck.

I've never hated anything more than I hate my job. A couple days ago I was walking to work and when I was about ten minutes away I had to stop and talk myself out of just turning around and not answering my phone and just pretending like I'd never heard of Target, much less worked there. I punched in shaking that day because I couldn't believe I ( Read more... )

I'm updating for the first time in forever. Hi Ameenah, because you'd be the only one to read this!

I should have gone to school.

I bought a bass. Thus I shall now be referring to myself as a multi-instrumentalist. I feel I've earned it.

It is a nice bass. With more strings than some. And the $200 price tag is still hanging off the tuning knobs. I very much enjoy its sounds.