Greatest day ever. Of course. Bagel Bites never tasted so good ( Read more... )

I was dreaming about fruit punch and gatorade. I'm so thirsty.

I think the world be a better place if everyone took the time to really appreciate the soda they drink and realized how much it means to some people and then gave me some because I'm thirsty. Really thirsty.

God I'm thirsty

Sledding is bad for hands. Well, right hands at least. My left hand is totally unscathed but there are cuts on four of my right-hand knuckles. And on my palm and wrist.

I could get used to the idea of having snow days for the rest of the year. Very used to it. I hate school and I hate cold weather though, so nothing is ever perfect.

If the time displacement thingy in Terminator didn't work on nonliving matter (leaving Michael Biehn nekked) how comes it that the terminator even got transported back in the first place?

When I say "hey" you say "I Know What You Did Last Summer was pretty much a direct ripoff of Pumpkinhead II."

February 3rd, 2007. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Scheid finally owns... a cell phone.

Oh my lord!

Actually, I think I am fucked. I'd say I really need to stop being such a fuck-up, but it's probably already too late so it doesn't even matter anymore.

About that last entry, never mind! It turns out I just can't read is all.

Oh man. I'm worried I might have messed up real bad this time and I don't think I'm ever going to be able to make up for it. Great.

I've spent the last few minutes looking at myspace profiles of a couple of teenage nazis who think that at the tender age of 16 they've figured out that the hidden secret behind race relations of the past two centuries is that black people hurt society and Jewish people hurt the economy. On top of that, these are misogynistic folks who believe that ( Read more... )