$560 worth of prescriptions for $30. I fully expect the insurance companies to make a "minor course correction" at the end of the year once all the real numbers are in, and my rates will go up, but for the time being, it sure is nice having medical insurance again.
When patrons ask us why we don't have THREE copies of the latest James Patterson, will we tell them it's because we had to spend the money to buy new toilet paper dispenser that lock--because people were stealing the toilet paper rolls out of our public bathrooms?
Me: "I have water in my ear." (from swimming) MomVigs: "What worked last time? Did you try alcohol?" Me: "It didn't work." MomVigs: "You didn't drink enough."