Riddle Me This

[viggofest]

If a tree falls on a library without internet connectivity, how many patrons are injured?

Trick question, because only the staff is there.

Well, and the little old Korean lady who comes in every day to read her bible for 5 hours.

I can only cut and paste so many flyers before I start walking around the library straightening books.

For 8 hours.

Comments

[colleendetroit]

We need to go to your library! They've cut 2 days off the week for our library (M & F) and apparently everyone comes on Tuesday after school because I can never find parking, the lot is at maximum capacity. The first time it happened, I couldn't believe it...frankly, every time it happens I can't believe it. We end up going home and coming back another day because there's usually 3-4 cars already idling, waiting for a spot (in a lot with over 50 spots, plus an employee lot on the other side). o_O

[viggofest]

Check their schedule--our packed parking lot occurs during toddler storytime (and senior tax-aide days from February-April.)
We always have one patron who is disappointed our library closes at 5 on Fridays and Saturdays. One of our comment cards from last year was to please stay open till 11 every night. (I'm hoping it's not by one of the "parents" who views us as free daycare.)
And yes, please come to our library! Because that means you'll be on my coast!