Ok that was quick, discovered at 4pm that im being discharged tomorrow, was a bit shocked as no one told me, i found out by accident from the pharmasist who was sorting out my drugs. Was very scared that they were just turning me onto the street, but in fact they have taken care of everything, they sorted me out by paying for a taxi to take me to ( Read more... )

Well i hear people are wondering whats been happening to me over the past few months. Well i was admitted to hospital in march because i had lost all feeling in 75% of my body, all i could feel was a fizzing sensation, that would have been bad enough but i was losing control of my limbs and could not walk properly ( Read more... )

Well i went to simons wedding and that was amazing, went of to tel aviv later that night to do a show, that went almost really well, the begining was spectacular the ending was more so, however the latter not in a good way! The show resulted in a drunk american that i had been with half the day attacking me on stage. He deicided to be a total arse ( Read more... )

Well me dearies, alot has happened in the past um time ( Read more... )

Well me dearies today took an unexpected twist, i went to study at rebinical school!!!! Yes you got me right the first time, i went to learn and I not only enjoyed it but they liked my work too. (sick bastards ( Read more... )

Well me dearies I did a showq tonight at mikes place in tel aviv, I rocked, we were a big hit here, seems that there is a new craze in town and its all about the Gore, I can't fucking believe it, the management were worried about the show till they saw the BGT footage and then they went nuts as they had been sent it months ago and now they had the ( Read more... )

Ok I understand alot about journeys of self discovery but this one is begining to make me quite unnerved by the realities opening up to me, I am coming to learn things that I should have known long ago about myself and the world. I have set up a few magic shows over here and have done alot of magic, now of course all of you say "well we expected ( Read more... )

Ello me dearies, my head hurts. I blame the vodka (again). I am in Petach Tikvah at the moment but have been in Netanya and Telaviv in the past 2 days. I went to Netanya to have a Friday night meal with Captain Howdy's family, they were cool, however they had some guests over from The UK and one of them decided that needling Dr Gore was a good idea ( Read more... )

Well me dearies, I have discovered alot about meself on this journey so far, it has been 3 days and I have had so much fun. First the security and then to the old city. My first stop was to drop off my stuff at thge hostel where im staying, then went straight down to the western Wall. I did not intend to go there straight away but i was pulled ( Read more... )

Going to Israel me dearies is not as easy as it sounds when your me, first you have to get all your powertools and blades through and i thought that would be hard, but no it wasnt, turns out the security lady was a big fan of mine and recognised me and my work. Now thats funny. The flight was delayed by 1 1/2 hours but that was no bother, the real ( Read more... )