4th wall weekend ftw

[vikingvampire]

[He's enjoying the influx of business at The Raven.]

Business is definitely booming this weekend. To all the new guests, I would like to remind you there will be no feeding on humans at my club and we close our doors at sunrise. Otherwise, enjoy.

[ooc: No duplicate Eric's please and no telling him he's a fictional character from a book/tv show.

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[h0ttiefromhell]

Does this policy extend to the parking lot?

[vikingvampire]

What you do outside of the club is your choice.

[h0ttiefromhell]

Bitching. I'm never going back to Devil's Kettle after this. There's not even a plausible comparison.

[vikingvampire]

The Devil's Kettle?

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[allthefunever]

You don't run Vamp Bar and Grill by any chance?

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[vikingvampire]

I run Fangtasia in Shreveport. Here I run The Raven.

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[allthefunever]

Fangtasia. Really.

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[vikingvampire]

Yes, really.

[asenseofhumor]

Eric.

[vikingvampire]

Pam.

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[unfuckitup]

Okay, seriously now Brad. What the actual fuck are you doing, running some gayass bar in the middle of fucking nowhere, and without your best pal Ray-Ray?

We're in the middle of a fucking invasion, Colbert, and far be it for me to be the Captain America oo-rah voice of moto Corp bliss, but it is our fucking job.

Speaking of that, where the fuck even are we?

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[vikingvampire]

I do not care who you are and my name is not Brad.

As for where we are, we're in the City.

[notsabrina]

Feeding on humans? [Ugh, vampires.]

[vikingvampire]

Is there a problem?

[notsabrina]

I'm just passing through. Not my place to make waves.

[vikingvampire]

Fair enough. My club is open to anyone who wishes to come in and enjoy themselves as long as they follow the rules. Feeding on humans would bring more trouble than it's worth.