this has been the best spring break ive ever had started off with me going to jacksonville with my girl and we spent 3 days there at a million dollar condo and ive been spending alot of time with my girl sice then shes so great i know that shes the only girl ill ever want to be with and i hope that shell marry me someday when you know youve found ( Read more... )

You Are Iceman
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all i can say is it was alot better than i imagined

Your Brain is Purple
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Im not gay sorry to disapoint you guys but now i know to always log out before i leave the office

Hey this is my first time writing and i hope i never have to do it again.I think its important to keep in mind that i do like your comedy i think it is funny. I was recently watching Saturday Night Live and you were hosting so i decided to go ahead and tune in.While you were on you were telling some of your bit and it was all goin good untill you ( Read more... )

I cant do it, i just cant fucking do it, but i need to itl be worse if i dont

Apparently some people didnt think so, alysia and I went to watch Black Christmas tonight and we were sitting next to this couple one was kinda short and the other had red hair, but thats beside the point, While we were watching it the guy was making really funny comments the whole time like even i was laughing and the girl was getting so mad at ( Read more... )

you cant always get what you want, but when you try sometimes, you might, find, you get what you need

fuck christmas