Spoon me, Orkin Man!

Oct 19, 2006 23:50

I need to get married someday.

Not necessarily for love.

I just really need someone to kill bugs for me. I'd totally put out afterward.

HELLO!

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vinabean October 21 2006, 04:24:56 UTC
LMAO. Sometimes the best thing we can do is pretend it's not even there anymore. Ignorance can be bliss!

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_likecandy October 20 2006, 22:18:11 UTC
my favorite part was reading the title of this post, after i read the post itself. bwahaha.

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vinabean October 21 2006, 04:25:55 UTC
I was thinking in my head, I gotta marry a macho man. Or at least a man who isn't afraid of bugs. Maybe an exterminator.... And it doesn't get much better than Orkin, right? LOL.

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lmmfao karmelbrown October 21 2006, 00:55:51 UTC
I damn near laughed myself off the couch.

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Re: lmmfao vinabean October 21 2006, 04:30:06 UTC
LOL. I'd just finished killing this huge thing I found in the bathroom. It looked like a hybrid spider/cricket thing, and when I stopped screaming and finally killed it 45 minutes later, I realized it had some kind of stinger on it. Horrified, girl! Made me realize that I can't be single forever.

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Re: lmmfao karmelbrown October 21 2006, 04:57:50 UTC
Yes, men are occasionally useful for certain things. He he he

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nokturnalplay October 21 2006, 01:36:28 UTC
LOL, Vina you are too much! I'm mad this is the first post I see from you in a minute, and you say that:)

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vinabean October 21 2006, 04:30:49 UTC
It was all that was on my mind! LOL.

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d1rty October 21 2006, 21:37:31 UTC
I think id look good in an Orkin hat!
/roleplay

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