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There should be laws against this!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/02/29/lkl.janet.dancing.cnn

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, I cant stand Letterman, I think he's grown stale, but omg I busted a gut watching this. Id get him a beer for this...

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He sure made that hook nosed, lazy eyed swizzle stick crap her pants.
The Bitch didnt even get the Parakeet (Birdman of Alcatrazz) reference.

...As I was leaving I noticed there was some condensation on the cars from the cool of the evening rolling in, then I spotted my boss's car. I noticed his windows were fogged out from the cold. Just thick enough to write on, So I put a message across the back window "I LOVE FABIO!"

Yes I do have fun at the expense of others sometimes!

I have some potentially earth shattering news career wise. I won't disclose just yet, but I want to make sure it all goes well and not jinx it ( Read more... )

So my buddy Stuart who just moved into Malibu has been taking turns 24 hours with his neighbors spraying his apartment complex with water, and watching out for flying embers that have been setting everything all over up on fire. The Helicopters have dropped water over the hill behind his place. The copters have been picking up water to dump from ( Read more... )

Maria and I had lunch today ( Read more... )

So the other week my computer got a virus because of the keygens in some of the games I got for Hunter online. I let my virus subscription slip for two weeks and BAM!! Got wacked like a mob informant ( Read more... )

I would personally like to thank god, allah, the goddess, the easter bunny, tooth fairy and all goodwill bearing spirits for my friday night I had.

Good times. :)

I feel bad for those guys. Well the one thing that irks me is that all they have done for the last few days is drill holes to stick cameras down in there. Get a damn drilling machine that will take the walls down! WTF are they doing poking holes in the mine when they should get some giant drilling bulldozer transformer jammy and take it through the ( Read more... )