Obviously I'm not coming to graduation. I have to work this weekend and a whole bunch of shit happened with my schedule to prevent me from taking time off. Fail.
Happy graduation anyway, I trust all of you passed.
First of all, that was gross. Totally gross. Gross in the way that stumbling upon old-person porn is gross, gross like a smarmy, hairy guy in a speedo with baby oil dripping off his skin, smiling at you, is gross. That kind of gross
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All you academic types, the following blog post will make you piss yourselves with glee. Make sure you read through some of the comments, as they're equally hilarious
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I didn't have to go to work today. I tried to use the time to catch up on my sleep, but I was foiled by about a dozen things and gave up around 3:00 this afternoon
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My mother went to the ER this morning around 6:00 AM because her heart started racing and wouldn't stop. She'd had an episode like this a few years ago that also landed her in the ER. They couldn't find a problem but gave her some pills to take anyway. Years went by without another major incident, so my mother stopped taking the pills. She'd get a
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