I've fallen into a habit of arbitrarily not going to bed some nights. I shower at 4 a.m. and air dry languidly in front of my window, sifting through the cream of the internet. Then I nap mid-morning and am good to go. This irregular schedule is giving me pretty funky dreams, though. A couple hours ago I got married in a yellow dress, but ( Read more... )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slit_mouth_woman this is spooking me out INEXCUSABLY.

I have been reading pages and pages of various livejournal users' real-life-ghost-stories and then everything on this page (yes I know it's an ED link but whatever it is not full of awful ( Read more... )

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Want to feel depressed?!

Look at the engagement Facebook photo albums of people you went to middle school with.

+1 if at least 5 of the photos are close up shots of the ring
+1 for every additional photo album of the event
+2 if you move on to the wedding album
triple D: face score if you move on to the album of their baby ( Read more... )

Huh.

I should be en route to an exam right now, but "à cause d'un accident grave de voyageur" on the only metro line that serves my part of town, I am not.

Maybe it's a good thing I ended up leaving later than I had originally planned?

What a strange week this is turning out to be.

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I am ready to go home now, please and thank you.

BONNE ANNÉE MES CHOUCHOUX

so far the future looks pretty okay

come hell or full circle
our arms fill with miracles
play hearts, kid, they work well

what is it with me and shredding ligaments

i mean seriously

At this point, remaining here just feels like continuing to be in a relationship that you really should break off, but you keep dragging your feet to do it. Neither of you wants to pull the big asshole move of breaking up the day before the anniversary/holiday/other important couple-suited event, and both of you dread telling your parents and ( Read more... )

RIGHT FUCKING NOW:
-8 pages on Lokis for la bête humaine, due Wednesday. still totally clueless about how a French paper is supposed to be formatted or cited ( Read more... )