I feel I should add attributions to documents I produce at work "This risk assessment produced with the aid of VNV Nation and a large quantity of black tea".
The offspring describes his hair colour as peach. I am not sure whether to embark on a long explanation of human colour vision and diferences in perception, leading up to "I see peach as pinkish yellow and you see it without the pink, so it looks like yellowish to you", or tell him that the conventional word for that colour when it's hair is