I just ate one of the best sandwiches I've ever had. Shredded turkey (mixed with chopped onion, dried cranberries, mayo, horseradish, grain mustard) on toasted multigrain bread, with basil leaves and some cheddar-ish cheese. Yummy
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I just looked at my pathetic excuse of a sandwich which is a slice of chicken on wheat berry. And it's all probably been shipped in all the way from China. So, it probably has GHB on it, too.
Man, you suck!
No, actually, I think I suck.
No! My sandwich sucks. I hope my tears don't make the bread soggy.
okay wow... that does sound... quite ... delicious actually. not sure about the cranberries, but everything else... mmm. oh - and dont toast the bread. on mine.
There is no way this is the tastiest sandwich ever...
It lacks:
Ham Salami 8 other types of cheese a five dollar bill a pickle cuban pulled pork meatballs a line of coke four cloves of garlic butter bologna strippers and a tooth pick with an American Flag in it.
Shit...call me back once it has all of those things THEN we'll talk about whether or not it's the tastiest sandwich ever
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I just looked at my pathetic excuse of a sandwich which is a slice of chicken on wheat berry. And it's all probably been shipped in all the way from China. So, it probably has GHB on it, too.
Man, you suck!
No, actually, I think I suck.
No! My sandwich sucks. I hope my tears don't make the bread soggy.
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It lacks:
Ham
Salami
8 other types of cheese
a five dollar bill
a pickle
cuban pulled pork
meatballs
a line of coke
four cloves of garlic
butter
bologna
strippers
and a tooth pick with an American Flag in it.
Shit...call me back once it has all of those things THEN we'll talk about whether or not it's the tastiest sandwich ever
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