This world can be a dark fuckin place, you know?

I took your pictures down to forget where I came from. The empty space they left reminds me. A strand of hair, a bobby pin left on the table; the subtle things I can never seem to cleanse. But I will stay here, and I will be the one shit on for these past five years, and I won't say a word; I'll let you be the martyr, but when you fuck this up, ( Read more... )

I wake up shaking more often than not. Room spinning, head pounding, mouth cotton, stomach in knots. You'd think I'd be tired of living this way; the truth is I would be, if this was any kind of life, if I had any kind of say. So meet me round the back, by the porch tonight. If you keep track, we'll make it through the night. And I know you ( Read more... )

Something I've been meaning to tell you
'Bout three years and a day
I'd very much like to get married
Maybe have kids and move away
Cause there ain't nothing like your smile
Your legs and those eyes
And I will beg and steal and borrow
To keep you safe your whole life
And I don't mind
If we take our time
Cause I'm all yours
And you're all mine

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A man walks into a bar. He gets so drunk that he vomits all over his own shirt. He says to the bartender, "What am I going to do? My wife will kill me when she sees that I got this drunk ( Read more... )

"This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

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I made a facebook. Add it or something.

Goddamn... the new Four Year Strong CD kicks fucking ass. Seriously.

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