"Stop. It makes me want to kill things. And by 'things', I mean you."-Hunter

"I don't care if it's wrinkled! It's a pillowcase not a bloody prom dress!"-Heather

"I'm beyond thinking anything you do is weird. Well beyond."-Hunter

"What you think I have an Asian fetish? I don't. I have a Kyoko fetish. There's a difference."-Dicen ( Read more... )

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42 days sober, bitch!

with my belly full of black coffee and my brain full of chaotic creativity.
watching the sun rise over this suburban hell...

Completely Useless
You are 95% Useless!

Description:Holy Google, you've got a crowded brain! How in the world did you retain all this useless knowledge? Is it really that important to you that you know what year Alexander The Great died? Is that really going to help you in some way? Make room in your brain for more important stuff. Like how ( Read more... )

I've got 32 days.
In the words of Rayanne Graff; "I'm so clean you could eat off me."

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first I would just like to say: Happy motherfucking birthday to Hunter C. Flannery!

these are actually from several months ago, but I never got around to posting them. still funny though, so I'm doing it now:

"I dreamt that I was being raped by dwarves. What's wrong with me?!"-Jenna ( Read more... )

You Are 20% Orally Pure!


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Jared: 9 ( Read more... )

“What?! I hate feet! They’re gross and stinky! Get away!”-me
“Excuse me? My feet do not stink. They smell like daisies. Pretty little daisies.”-Andy
“And could you possibly sound more like a gay man? I submit that you could not.”-me ( Read more... )